Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Earthtracker001 5 day.ago*An 82-year-old tells his doctor: 'I'm getting married again next week.'* *The doctor says, 'Well, congratulations—how old is the lucky bride?'* *'18, doctor.'* *The doctor is shocked: 'I must warn you—too much sexual activity at this age can be fatal!'* *The man replies, 'Well, if she dies, she dies!'"*
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I'm an electrician!
They’re using me as a before picture
Because they could not find Leeds
Hey give the guy a break! Hes made a big step just by leaving the coop...
After a very enjoyable first date, as the man was driving the woman home, he says, "When I walk you to your door, I'm going to kiss you thoroughly.- Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: With tongue. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: Then I'll come inside with you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: While still kissing you, I'm going to undress you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: I'll kiss and lick you all over after that until you orgasm. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: Then I'm going to make mad passionate love with you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: What's more, I won't even wear a condom. Woman: Oh yes, you will.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
A smorgasborg.
Is this stool taken
So the president of the local HOA wanted to find out how his 6 month old’s future would be. To test this, he set out a broken pair of headphones, a torn up photo, and an empty stick of deodorant. If the baby chose the broken headphones he would grow up to have the most horrible and obnoxious voice imaginable. If the baby chose the torn up photo he would grow up to look ugly as sin. And if the baby chose the empty stick of deodorant then he would grow up to always smell horrible. The baby crawled around and ended up grabbing all 3. The president of the HOA said “Damn, just like his father”
As she died, she kept telling us to "be positive," but it's hard without her.
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